Thornton's latest fits him like an old baseball glove
By BRUCE WESTBROOK
Copyright 2005 Houston Chronicle
"Baseball's hard," coach Buttermaker tells his Little
Leaguers in Bad News Bears. "You can love it, but it
don't always love you back. It's kinda like dating a German
chick."
That's one of the tamer crudities from the hard-drinking,
foul-mouthed guy Billy Bob Thornton plays in the film, a remake
of a 1976 hit that opened Friday. But Thornton "didn't feel
strange" about cursing around kids. After Bad Santa,
he's used to it.
Besides, "They're so much more exposed to that stuff than I
was as a kid," he said. "They watch South Park. They
were completely nonplussed. These kids know everything."
Maybe so, but his profane coach sounds almost as bad as
Thornton's vile mall Santa in Bad Santa, from the same
screenwriters. You could almost call Bad News Bears
"Bad Coach."
He also played a coach in his last film: the acclaimed
football drama Friday Night Lights, shot in part at the
Astrodome.
Houston's Dome is where the Arkansas native saw his first
Major League game, between the Astros and Los Angeles Dodgers.
"I don't remember it very well," Thornton said. "I just
remember being overwhelmed by the Astrodome. That building is so
intense to me. It still gets to me when I see it."
Thornton played his share of baseball while growing up in Hot
Springs, Ark.
"I was really good," he said. "I was a junk pitcher with a
real good slider, curveball and change-up."
He even went to a Kansas City Royals training camp "but got
my collarbone broken. So I started working as a roadie and went
with music, mostly."
When that wove into acting, after years of Hollywood
struggle, Thornton broke out with 1996's Sling Blade.
He not only starred in the drama, but wrote and directed,
winning an Oscar for his screenplay.
Since then he's been known for a wide range of roles, from a
NASA chief in action epic Armageddon (also shot partly
in Houston) to a hypochondriac bank robber in the comedy
Bandits to a racist prison guard opposite Oscar winner
Halle Berry in Monster's Ball to a lonely blackmailer
in the film noir The Man Who Wasn't There.
To the extent that he's typecast — as a blunt, hard-living
cynic — Bad News Bears fits Thornton like an old
baseball glove.
A gruff, whiskey-swilling slob, Buttermaker only coaches for
the meager money, and his team starts badly. But they're spurred
by arrogant opponents coached by Greg Kinnear, a control-freak
who knocks a player to the ground.
"I was pretty lucky," Thornton said.
"I never had a coach like that. I had coaches who just loved
the game and taught us to love it. But I once saw another coach
throw a rock at his son during a game."
Walter Matthau played Buttermaker in the original, which
Thornton loved years ago but avoided watching again.
"I'm never gonna be as funny or talented as him, and I didn't
want to imitate him," he said.
"I tried to pretend there'd never been another movie."
Working with Austin-based director Richard Linklater was a
breeze, he said.
"It was a real laid-back set. Between takes, we'd play more
touch football than baseball. Rick would be on one team, and I'd
be on another, 'cause we were the big guys. But we quickly
realized one kid, Jeff Davis, would score whenever he touched
the ball, so I always wanted him."
Some actors avoid working with kids, who tend to steal the
show. But Thornton, the father of four, welcomed such work in
Bad Santa and Bad News Bears. "I'm used to
being around kids and had a great time."
Though he feels like a big kid himself, on Aug. 4 Thornton
turns 50. Yet the man known as a bad boy for his tattoos, serial
marriages (he's up to five) and weird ways (he and former wife
Angelina Jolie wore vials of each other's blood) doesn't sound
fazed.
"They say 50 is the new 40, so that's what I'm counting on,"
Thornton said with a chuckle.
"I still feel pretty young, and a lot of it's in your head.
I'm not that worried."
And Thornton's never too old to rock 'n' roll, having
finished his third album, due this fall.
He'll also produce a disc of other artists "doing my songs,"
including pal Dwight Yoakam.
Next up on screen is November's Ice Harvest, a dark
comedy starring John Cusack, with Thornton in support. In the
can for '06 is the comedic Mr. Woodcock, with Thornton
as "the PE teacher from hell" alongside Susan Sarandon and Seann
William Scott.
For now, he's out of work. Many actors get anxious between
gigs, but Thornton is content to relax with old TV shows (The
Munsters) and records (he still plays vinyl) at his home in
Los Angeles.
"I'm considering things for fall," he said. "They've sent me
five scripts that are really good, and (choosing one) is a good
problem to have. Until then, I'm a homebody. I'm just having a
good time." |